"This bill acknowledges the immeasurable role of hope in envisioning a better world for everyone," Bush said during a press conference. "Starting today, I ask all Americans to hope together as one nation that the difficult problems that grip our nation will go away someday."
You're not really posting something from "The Onion" as news, now are you?
I thought it was funny, Didn't I do this in the past?
Come to think of it, you're right. I can't remember when you did post something that we were expected to take seriously.
But come on...its the only news you can trust to never let you down.