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From 9 to 13 Inches


#1

No, not my bicep progress :wink:
that is the range on the free pharmacy blood pressure cuffs. 9 to 13 inches.

Good news is that when your arm is big enough to get stuck in one, no one stops you as you walk out with the machine permanently attached.


#2

I’d rather get my forearm stuck.


#3

i always thought those were public fleshlights…huh learn something new everyday


#4

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.[/quote]

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.


#5

[quote]Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.[/quote]

Touche


#6

Thought this thread was about something else guess I’ll just have to stay at 9.


#7

[quote]Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.[/quote]

weaksauce.

i can’t even get my ring finger through the cuff.


#8

i thought this thread was about something else entirely.


#9

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.

weaksauce.

i can’t even get my ring finger through the cuff.[/quote]

I just tried it again and I am having trouble with my pinky…fingernail.


#10

[quote]polo77j wrote:
i always thought those were public fleshlights…huh learn something new everyday[/quote]

I learned never to use a public blood pressure monitor.


#11

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Thought this thread was about something else guess I’ll just have to stay at 9.[/quote]

oh shit, lol

And lol at this whole thread too


#12

[quote]Professor X wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.

weaksauce.

i can’t even get my ring finger through the cuff.

I just tried it again and I am having trouble with my pinky…fingernail.[/quote]

Psh… Prof X- always a “one upper!” ha.

And i agree about thinking this was a different kind of thread…


#13

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Thought this thread was about something else guess I’ll just have to stay at 9.[/quote]

Yeah, me too.

Imagine my disappointment.


#14

[quote]Professor X wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.

weaksauce.

i can’t even get my ring finger through the cuff.

I just tried it again and I am having trouble with my pinky…fingernail.[/quote]

You two should seek professional help.

Elephantiasis is gross.


#15

[quote]orion wrote:
Professor X wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.

weaksauce.

i can’t even get my ring finger through the cuff.

I just tried it again and I am having trouble with my pinky…fingernail.

You two should seek professional help.

Elephantiasis is gross.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis[/quote]

I got to sit in on surgery once done on a man who had elephantiasis of the scrotum. His was at least the size of a small soccer ball. I know what you’re thinking…“how can I get a form fitting mangina with a soccer ball sized scrotum?!!”. Well, that would be difficult to say the least.


#16

[quote]Professor X wrote:
orion wrote:
Professor X wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
I’d rather get my forearm stuck.

I can’t even get my forearm in those to get it stuck.

weaksauce.

i can’t even get my ring finger through the cuff.

I just tried it again and I am having trouble with my pinky…fingernail.

You two should seek professional help.

Elephantiasis is gross.

I got to sit in on surgery once done on a man who had elephantiasis of the scrotum. His was at least the size of a small soccer ball. I know what you’re thinking…“how can I get a form fitting mangina with a soccer ball sized scrotum?!!”. Well, that would be difficult to say the least.[/quote]

Built in BOSU ball? handy! you could do an iron cross balance workout anywhere.