Frigin Bats

So this is awesome, in my pool all the sudden bat starts eatin bugs. No biggie. It flys real close. I get freaked out and start bobbing in the water flailing my arms, it keeps swooping in. So after I get out I noticed a bite mark on my hand. Go to my primary care doctor, he says no big deal, I’m still freakin out go to a dermatologist with some experience. Dermatologist says it is a big deal go to ER. So I go to the ER and wait 4 hours. They say since I was even near a bat, I need rabies shot. AWESOME.

7 Shots later, 1 in the hand, 3 in the ass, 2 in left arm and 1 in the right arm later I’m home and my ass is on fire. The one in the hand blows.

Point to the story… don’t swim at night.

I got yoouuuuu =)

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I got yoouuuuu =)[/quote]

His hand was bit, not his dick…

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I got yoouuuuu =)[/quote]

His hand was bit, not his dick…[/quote]

Psssh, my teeth never touch…I got teh skyllz, brah.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I got yoouuuuu =)[/quote]

His hand was bit, not his dick…[/quote]

LOL!!!

Best gut-busting laugh I’ve had all fucking week!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I got yoouuuuu =)[/quote]

His hand was bit, not his dick…[/quote]

LOL!!!

Best gut-busting laugh I’ve had all fucking week!
[/quote]

Get back in your cage you lil bastard

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I got yoouuuuu =)[/quote]

His hand was bit, not his dick…[/quote]

Psssh, my teeth never touch…I got teh skyllz, brah.[/quote]

I don’t doubt that for a second, Edward.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I got yoouuuuu =)[/quote]

His hand was bit, not his dick…[/quote]

Psssh, my teeth never touch…I got teh skyllz, brah.[/quote]

I don’t doubt that for a second, Edward.[/quote]

Too Far!

cries

Hahahaha thanks for cheering me up, made me laugh. My ass hurts…

[quote]dles91 wrote:
Hahahaha thanks for cheering me up, made me laugh. My ass hurts…[/quote]

Yea, I dont remember that…long night I guess

[quote]dles91 wrote:
My ass hurts…[/quote]

Well, you know who to blame now, don’t ya?