[quote]Black Thorn wrote:
daven wrote:
Go to a grocery store. Go to the nut aisle. You should be able to find non-salted nuts. Roasted/non-roasted is not really an issue. If you do eat lots of salted nuts, drink a lot of water.
Oatmeal: take raw steel-cut oats. Put in water. Chug. Downing half a cup of oats in this manner should only take about thirty seconds. Granted, it is not a fun half minute.
Eggs: hard-boil a bunch at once (try doing a few dozen at a time). Takes only about 10 minutes. Toss eggs in fridge. To consume: peel shell,open mouth, insert egg, swallow (chew if you have the extra five seconds), repeat for sets of ten.
Extra-virgin olive oil: Take shot glass. Fill with oil. Drink. Repeat.
Professor X Meal: Find puny person that does not eat enough. Rip head off, consume remains. 2-3 a day should be sufficient as between meal snacks. (note: not ripping on X here, I agree with him most of the time)
And give yourself the five minutes necessary to eat your morning oatmeal. Just wake up five minutes early.
I have some oat flakes or something (nothing added, 100%natural). And I chew and chew and chew… I can just put them in water and they will go down easier??? Well, okay. I will also boil 6 eggs, and eat them in a few hours (if I eat to many too quick I feel a little sick, think because of too much lechitin?)
And some doc told me 100g of olive oil/day wouldn’t be a too good idea? Is this true? Well, I’ll see about the oil.
And for the professor: remember me? http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=703058
Decided to do something…with everything. Protein powder? Well, I can’t afford Grow! (in Romania the monthly allowance is 8$/month), and I don’t trust the powders here…even if I would, my parents don’t…and any decent protein powder also costs.
Many thanks, Vlad
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Oh yeah, the DYNOMITE kid. You are still about the same size, aren’t you?