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Fresh Balls

Product for men…lol.

http://www.freshballs.com/index.html

Oh man.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Product for men…lol.

http://www.freshballs.com/index.html[/quote]

Are you guys kidding? I’m buying five. You can never have balls that are too fresh. Just the other day this chick asked, “X, I noticed your balls are always so fresh and so clean. Do you bathe them in chocolate?” To which I replied, “naw, baby, I take 10 baths a day”.

Now, I bet I can get by on just 4 baths a day and STILL have fresh balls!!

Thank you, Fresh Balls. My boys feel GREEEEEEEEEEAT!

Perfect for after you dry off with your dick towel.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/999481/

An artist’s depiction of how my balls feel after using Fresh Balls.

“You just want to slap her face with them!”
-Professor X

well…someone had to make it

AND!!! If you order 2 or more Fresh Balls now!!! WE WILL THROW IN NO CHARGE!! The 5 in 1 Taint That Something applicator stick!!!

Well,I plan on botoxing my balls! Getting all those wrinkles out will help them stay cooler…therefore,less sweaty.

http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.4.4.1015&permalinkId=v1082951HCteGF9K&player=videodetailsembedded&videoAutoPlay=0&id=anonymous

I can’t believe Outkast isn’t endorsing this product - so fresh and so clean!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
chick asked, “X, I noticed your balls are always so fresh and so clean. Do you bathe them in chocolate?”![/quote]

They aren’t Chef’s chocolate salty balls packed with vitamins and good for you?

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Well,I plan on botoxing my balls! Getting all those wrinkles out will help them stay cooler…therefore,less sweaty.

http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.4.4.1015&permalinkId=v1082951HCteGF9K&player=videodetailsembedded&videoAutoPlay=0&id=anonymous[/quote]

Those are sweat channels…kinda like the wrinkles on a bulldog, they channel blood away from the eyes when fighting…I want my sweaty balls channeling like a mutherfucker.

Jimmy in Sacramento said:
“I thought it was a joke until I tried it. Now it’s just like brushing my teeth or shaving.”

Jessica in Boston said:
“…it has give my husband more confidence” << Needs a grammer checker

They would love to hear you story:
Send your story to:
mailto:success@freshballs.com

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Professor X wrote:
chick asked, “X, I noticed your balls are always so fresh and so clean. Do you bathe them in chocolate?”!

They aren’t Chef’s chocolate salty balls packed with vitamins and good for you?

[/quote]

No, no no. Besides, I do believe that’s copyrighted. No, my balls are not salty at all. In fact, they have been described as, “mmmph, awwwwh, ksmmmmmmph…mmmmmmmmm”.

Yes, I know…that wouldn’t make a very good song.

Back in the day we used to use baby powder, also keeps you from chaffing thighs.

LOL

Solid gold

lol never worry about my swetty balls ever again

15 bucks? Too pricey.

Now that I think of it, I have this orange gunk that builds up on my ball hair when they get sweaty. It fucking reeks like ass too… Very embarassing. I tried google, but I can’t find anything. I tried shaving the balls and that works only temporarily. Can anyone help?

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
15 bucks? Too pricey.

Now that I think of it, I have this orange gunk that builds up on my ball hair when they get sweaty. It fucking reeks like ass too… Very embarassing. I tried google, but I can’t find anything. I tried shaving the balls and that works only temporarily. Can anyone help?[/quote]

I lol’d

AR

Honestly, I figured this to be the best possible troll work I have ever seen, only to find out that apparently it is a legitimate business…

I was crying laughing at first, now I have no idea what to think - take a look at that introductory video:

https://www.freshballs.com/index.html