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FREE NO-SPLODE! Get Swole?

Well, hell. Buddy of mine is leaving the country for a little bit, and gave me one of his NO-Explode Orange jugs.

Gah.

So, yeah. I’m going to take a full jug and maybe die.

It’s free. Can’t be that bad since I’m not wasting money, right?

Your penis will fall off and be eaten by dogs.

return it to GNC, you don’t need a receipt and they’ll give you store credit

You’ll end up wasting a ton of money on toilet paper though.

just don’t take more scoops than recommended.

or if jehovah is right…try that. although gnc has nothing i would ever want to buy at their prices though

I don’t really need anything from GNC . . .

I’m going to use it, might post anything noteworthy here.

[quote]Vash wrote:
I don’t really need anything from GNC . . .

I’m going to use it, might post anything noteworthy here.[/quote]

I’d rather get some creatine or protein than No Xplode :shrug: that’s just me though
or maybe like 6 month supply of zma

I’ve had nothing but bad experiences in the past few years from GNC-bought proteins. Either get constipated or the runs. No middle ground.

By middle ground, I’m referring to poo density.

Creatine . . . remember the super-sale Biotest had a little while back? I’m up to my ass in creatine. I’ll be done with what I got this time next year.

Didn’t thnk about the ZMA, though. I’ll check mine out, see what they have.

[quote]Vash wrote:
I’ve had nothing but bad experiences in the past few years from GNC-bought proteins. Either get constipated or the runs. No middle ground. [/quote]

Don’t they have Optimum there? I think I saw it in the window once

[quote]Vash wrote:

By middle ground, I’m referring to poo density.

[/quote]

Poo density. That should be coined as a scientific term.

x2 for thinking its wasted intake.

if a friend gave me a bottle of NO explode; i would think it was a bad joke.

then i’d take jehova’s advice. they have cool stuff there, some good protien bars, fish oil, shakers, 4 pack of Spike Shooters…

good luck if you do toss that crap down your gullet.

What could you get at GNC?

Isopure
Fish Oil
Glutamine
ZMA

Whatever you get couldn’t be worse than No Xplode really.

Why dont you just try it and stop listening to everything people on here say, the majority of of them have never tried the stuff themselves so they dont really know if the supp works or not

Have tried it…and yes…it sucks

i’ve tried a NO supplement and it was worthless.

and i also have multiple friends who made this mistake; and regretted it.

~b

[quote]irishpowerhouse wrote:
Why dont you just try it and stop listening to everything people on here say, the majority of of them have never tried the stuff themselves so they dont really know if the supp works or not[/quote]

I don’t need to eat shit to know that it is nasty stuff.
Your logic is pointless

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
return it to GNC, you don’t need a receipt and they’ll give you store credit [/quote]

Plus side is you will have about $80 of GNC store credit. Too bad that doesn’t get you very far at GNC…

I would be all over teh Ghey-Kick.

Can’t spell BSN without BS, which is all NO Xplode is.

T6ook it back after a little haggling.

Got a few bottles of ZMA, a box of Turkey Jerky, one of those Dildo-shaped protein “shooters,” and a bag of orange FRS energy chew.

The dildo shooter tasted exactly the way it sounds.

lol