What the hell
See, never shave in the gym goddamnit.
close call for the hoff. good thing, would be a pity to lose such an icon!
i was once showering in a basement shower when the mega-econo shampoo bottle fell from the windowsill and snapped off the ceramic handle-thing from the soap dish tiled into the wall. half of that handle formed the perfect prison shank and stuck itself about 1/4 inch into my calf. lots of blood.
close call for the hoff. good thing, would be a pity to lose such an icon![/quote]
Oh ya, tragic loss.
Metro star David Hasselhoff suffer from a shaving accident. Fortunately his leg stopped bleeding soon after, without affecting his rugged good looks. His doctor, a famous gynecologist, says he’s out of danger.
A chandelier in the shower? How pretentious is that. Whaaa!!! I cut my melon!!! Whaaa!!! Too funny.
Freak shaving accident? Hardly. I thought the fucker cut his head off.
Freak shaving accident? Hardly. I thought the fucker cut his head off.[/quote]