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For Shugart, Happy Belated Birthday

http://deansplanet.com/jessica_biel-working_out.html

I know Jessica Biel seems to be Shugs’ go-to chick for drooling over (or on, whatever), so here’s some shots I found. Nothing super-fantastic or hardcore. But proof that she digs lifting iron. And that counts for something.

Yummy. Thanks.

These are pics of her training for Blade III, where she got really shredded. Take a naturally curvy girl, rip some fat off and add weights = nirvana.

I’d snort her toenail clippings.

Happy B-Day Shugs!

Who is hotter, Jessica Biel or Jennifer Garner?

I say yes.

Chris,

I agree that she is fine.

My question is, do you have a book of debauchery that you get your one-liners from or do you just make them up Mad-lib style, ie. I’d (verb) her (noun) ?

[quote]BFG wrote:
Who is hotter, Jessica Biel or Jennifer Garner?
[/quote]

I’d say Biel’s hotter. Garner’s got more of a “cute” vibe.

Jennifer Garner? Yeah, I’d floss with her bellybutton lint.

[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
Chris,
My question is, do you have a book of debauchery that you get your one-liners from or do you just make them up Mad-lib style, ie. I’d (verb) her (noun) ? [/quote]

“I’d drink her bathwater” came from an old ZZ-Top song. The rest I make up to procrastinate doing my real job. I’m just waiting for the right time to say, “I’d gargle with her menstrual flow.”

Yeah, I know. I disgust myself. But it’s damn funny. And chicks dig it.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114617459070.Garner0.jpg

garner 1

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114617557780.garner2.jpg

garner 2

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114617576160.garner3.jpg

garner 3

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114617630650.garner5.jpg

garner 4

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114617647156.garner6.jpg

garner 5

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114618114340.biel0.jpg

biel 1

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114618158840.biel1.jpg

biel 2

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114618184240.Biel2.jpg

biel 3

so, after perusing the internet for a few pictures, here are my findings:

(1) both Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner are extremely sexy

(2) there are more “f*ck me” pictures of Biel

(3) there are more conservative pictures of Garner

(4) I would like to have tremendous amounts of sex with both women

(5) my IT department prevented me from looking at the really tasty pictures, which explains why i am posting here and not cleaning the keyboard

BFG

Oh geez. That one of Biel in the sink unearthed a fetish I didn’t even know I had. Learn something new every day!

[quote]Chris Shugart wrote:
“I’d drink her bathwater” came from an old ZZ-Top song. The rest I make up to procrastinate doing my real job. I’m just waiting for the right time to say, “I’d gargle with her menstrual flow.”
[/quote]

LOL Sweet mother of God… well, if I was worried about having any cravings today, thats pretty much took care of it… and possibly my appetite for the remainder of the day. Sick and twisted… I love it.

[quote]Minotaur wrote:
http://deansplanet.com/jessica_biel-working_out.html

I know Jessica Biel seems to be Shugs’ go-to chick for drooling over (or on, whatever), so here’s some shots I found. Nothing super-fantastic or hardcore. But proof that she digs lifting iron. And that counts for something.[/quote]

Her body was always proof enough for me, but cool. Happy birthday, Shugs. Biel, for me. But I wouldn’t kick Garner out of bed either. Or any of the other hot celebrity Jennifers. There are many. We should start a hot Jennifer thread in the Sex and the Male Animal column.

Gotta go Biel as well. Always kept hoping for the NC-17 episode of that 7th heaven bullshit she was on. Aparently I need to see Blade 3 eh?

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1114621422820.garner8.jpg

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