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Food Network HD When Dieting

I feel like I’m watching porn…

It’s a gift from God. Go take a walk through Whole Foods, it’s like a food peep show.

-dizzle

Whole Foods makes me feel like I’ve got a secret up on the competition or something, I just feel like I’m cheating.

I hear ya, bro.

I had to watch that bitch Rachael Ray make pasta the other day…I wanted to jump into the television, bend her over the counter, fuck her, then take her delicious foodstuffs and leave satisfied.

Hell, I would have been happy with just the pasta.

Man if you dig rachel ray you need to watch everyday italian with Giada.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
Man if you dig rachel ray you need to watch everyday italian with Giada. [/quote]

Truth.

Rachel Ray annoys the hell out of me though.

There is just something off about everyday italian, i think food network wants it to look like porn. i don’t care what giada makes, i’ll watch

[quote]Waittz wrote:
Man if you dig rachel ray you need to watch everyday italian with Giada. [/quote]

pffffffft.

ina garden is far hotter.

[quote]toocul4u wrote:
There is just something off about everyday italian, i think food network wants it to look like porn. i don’t care what giada makes, i’ll watch[/quote]

There’s just something about the way that show is shot, the lens or something, plus the intro music that’s semi-reminiscent of the initial foreplay of a skinemax porn.

I love watching food network, though I never cook anything like what is shown. I wish I had the time to cook like that, but I simply don’t. As for the debate on who’s hotter, Giada > Rachel Ray, not to mention Ray is obnoxious as fuck…but beyond those two it all goes WAY downhill.

I can’t stand that Ray bitch. Anyone friends with Oprah is a cunt.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
Man if you dig rachel ray you need to watch everyday italian with Giada. [/quote]

Giada is hot(and yes Everyday Italian is shot like softcore porn), but Sandra Lee > Giada > Rachel. Plus Sandra puts alcohol in almost all of her dishes so she definitely knows how to party.

You are incorrect. Giada>all. Sandra is a party animal for sure, though.

Mmmm…Giada. Mmmm…pasta. But the hottest of them is Padma from that Chef Competition show.

My friend knows the dude who married Sandra. He said that she was a freak; she fucked like a maniac, sucked his dick all the time, and made him the best food he ever had. After they got married, he said all she wears now is sweatpants, and she doesn’t cook or fuck anymore.

Poor guy.

-dizzle

[quote]JoeG254 wrote:
Waittz wrote:
Man if you dig rachel ray you need to watch everyday italian with Giada.

Truth.

Rachel Ray annoys the hell out of me though.

[/quote]

YUMMO! [insert Rachel Ray’s big fucking dumb head here]

-dizzle

“My friend knows the dude who married Sandra. He said that she was a freak; she fucked like a maniac, sucked his dick all the time, and made him the best food he ever had. After they got married, he said all she wears now is sweatpants, and she doesn’t cook or fuck anymore.”

This has to be one of the saddest things I have ever read. Sandra is so much more appealing than Giada and Rachel who are obnoxious as hell.

Giada is definitely hot, but her smile turns me off, too much teeth. However, her wardrobe of low-cut tops makes up for it. Sandra Lee is easily the most annoying person on the FN, and her tablescapes piss me off. I can’t stand watching her show, even on mute. Rachael can be annoying, sure, but she’s still my top pick. She’s got a great ass, and I may or may not have a Yum-O blowjob fantasy kicking around in my brain.

Based solely on food, I would probably take Paula Deen (and she ain’t bad lookin’ for an older gal). Sandra’s food sucks hard, Giada’s seems good, and Rachael’s only takes thirty minutes, which leaves more time for sex.

I almost forgot about Nigella. She’s up there as well…

Jim Gaffigan said that about being hungry.

[quote]toocul4u wrote:
There is just something off about everyday italian, i think food network wants it to look like porn. i don’t care what giada makes, i’ll watch[/quote]

Agreed! Notice the camera angle on her chest! Not an accident- but love it. Don’t have HD Food Network though