Okay guys, this is an entertaining thing I saw on another board. Basically, someone makes a wish. The next poster grants it, but with a horrible unexpected twist to it. Then that poster makes their own wish.
"I wish George Bush wasn't president."
"Granted. Now Jeb Bush is president."
"I wish I had a lot more sex."
"Granted, but it's only with dead men."
Got the idea? Good. Here goes.
I wish I was finished with my college degree program.