You’re gonna drop a bundle to fly to It-ley, but you begrudge your in-laws a visit with their daughter because gas is 2 bucks a gallon?
She Say checked United’s web site every day for like 2 months…tix for Hawaii from DC went from 999 to 450. We bought at $450.
And…for a honeymoon…don’t go to Italy. You’ll spend way too much time sight-seeing, or rather running around trying to sight see.
She Say and I took 2 honeymoons. We went to London and San Francisco. On both trips we had a good time visiting the museums, churches, fisherman’s wharf, etc…but it wasn’t as much fun as laying on a beach somewhere closer to home (and cheaper) and getting drunk every day and banging each other’s brains out as often as possible…trust me…chicks don’t wanna bang after waiting in line at the British Museum to see the mummy display for four hours and then having to walk a mile back to the Hotel because the Tube station shut down unexpectedly…and god forbid they have to give up any ass after you sat through The Tempest performed by The Royal Fucking Shakespeare company for 80 bucks per ticket because the play lasted three fucking hours and you were both starving afterwards, but no one mentioned there’s no fucking place to eat on that side of the river after 11:00 cause they’re all fucking closed, so you have to take the fucking Tube again and eat at some shit-hole Indian restaurant that you realize 15 years later probably gave her the same gas it did you and that’s another nail in her wanting to spread her freshly-married legs and then the hot water wouldn’t work after midnight !
Actually I take it all back…you won’t take my advice anyway as I’m sure you’re trip will be different and you’ll travel like royalty throughout the Italian country being courted like celebs and banging each other silly in every palazzo you happen upon…it’s probably just London and San Francisco that are dumb ideas to honeymoon in…even though English is the 1st language in both of those places…unlike in It-Lee.