FARTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Yeah, I have the same problem. And the thing is, protien farts are heavier than air. While a normal fart will come and quickly disperse to the winds, these protien farts linger and follow you, leaving a wall of stench.
I am cluesless as to a solution. I just try to excuse myself and step into another room. I know that this is not always practical. Maybe get a dog so you have something to blame it on.
I know I am not alone on this one; the smell of your own farts is amusing. The worse it smells, the more pleased with yourself you are. Something of similar quality could have come from somebody else, and you would be gagging and leaving the room. But from yourself, you will not budge, and just sit there and quietly chuckle. Okay, maybe I am the only sick and wrong one here, but I highly doubt it.[/quote]
man u cracked me up soooo much I work for tommy hilfiger here in london only on the weekend and the other day i farted and MAAAANNNN… and the worst thing it was near the kitchen and it small stayed it wouldnt budge…the funny thing is this italian fat dude fabio got blamed for it i couldnt stop laughing about that shit for daaaays… i feel you brother it is like a mushroom cloud or something… i am sure we could commercialise this stuff and sell it as some sort of alternative power gas or something… imagine how much money we could save…lol