Flameout Haiku

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
muscleshark wrote:

I must say, I’m deeply disappointed in the taste of Surge.

It grows on you, trust me.
[/quote]

Especially if you spill it on yourself and dont take a shower for a few days… summertime’s the worst.

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
muscleshark wrote:

I must say, I’m deeply disappointed in the taste of Surge.

It grows on you, trust me.
[/quote]

The key is not to shake it up all that much - it’s the foam that does you in.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
muscleshark wrote:

I must say, I’m deeply disappointed in the taste of Surge.

It grows on you, trust me.

Especially if you spill it on yourself and dont take a shower for a few days… summertime’s the worst.[/quote]

Heeeey… perhaps another use for the Kama Sutra powder, eh? To cover up the stench of bacterial growth? Fermenting Surge on human skin must be an agar-like Nirvana for them little fuckers.

It’s even better if you can mix it ahead of time and leave it in a refrigerator or cooler during your workout.

I’ve even left a serving in the refrigerator overnight and it was great the next day.

[quote]Kuz wrote:
The key is not to shake it up all that much - it’s the foam that does you in.[/quote]

even squirrels surge
only stirred with no ill will
beware the foamy

Oh where is my Classic Grow!
it cannot be found
must shake hard hard shake again

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
Oh where is my Classic Grow!
it cannot be found
must shake hard hard shake again[/quote]

Close, but you got you syllable count around the wrong way. It is supposed to be

5
7
5

Not down for sleeping
Lost my T-Nation treasure
I hope the frost melts

[quote]vroom wrote:
even squirrels surge
only stirred with no ill will
beware the foamy
[/quote]

Rant to Tech Support
When foamy be out of stock
Surge gets much fan mail

Surge is a dear friend
It treats me right till the end
Biotest has me broke

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