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Flameout Haiku

Flameout, I do miss
My joints hurt like a damn bitch
Will my love return?

Excellent work.

Now do one for ZMA!

ZMA:

Vivid dreams are great
Wet ones with sexy-ass babes
Thanks to ZMA

Bravo.

-Nate

D-Bol gets you huge
Except in testes (quite small)
I roid raged your mom

Ephedrine I need
Or my buttocks will be fat
Hit that shit n****

ZMA Flameout
In stock you are both not there
When will you return

Power Drive, my friend.
Clarity, for me to see
the weights, o’er my head.

Surge, my one desire
Exertion and depletion
Demonstrate your love

[quote]vroom wrote:
Surge, my one desire
Exertion and depletion
Demonstrate your love[/quote]

Well done Vroom.

Time you have too much
Spent better training it sure is
none of you are poets =D

Neither am I, so forgive me if my haiku sucked.

Metabolic Drive
Banana, Vanilla shakes
Monkey sex is best

-Nate

Spike, yellow and small
An explosion in my mind
Who will save the weights?

Oh, my Surge is here
Angel foodcake? We shall see
It’s white and smells wierd

Isnt rockscar good at poems? something having to do with sex, though.

Carbolin 19
Neon-green anabolic
Lean body mass spared

Extreme HOT-ROX aid
Showing off gains I have made.
Veggies and Chicken.

Aw, man-- Fuckin’-A!
Wherefore art thou, ZMA?
Sleepless nights return

[quote]muscleshark wrote:
Oh, my Surge is here
Angel foodcake? We shall see
It’s white and smells wierd[/quote]

I must say, I’m deeply disappointed in the taste of Surge.

[quote]muscleshark wrote:

I must say, I’m deeply disappointed in the taste of Surge.
[/quote]

It grows on you, trust me.

[quote]muscleshark wrote:
muscleshark wrote:
Oh, my Surge is here
Angel foodcake? We shall see
It’s white and smells wierd

I must say, I’m deeply disappointed in the taste of Surge.
[/quote]

You must have some pretty fucked up tastebuds because that shit tastes primo. I’d drink Surge for breakfast, lunch and dinner if I could.