Over in another thread: our favorite Holocaust denier is back.
I think you get a gallon of milk a day and that is it.
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Got my bonus dispersed today. Did I put a chunk of it in savings and use a chunk to pay some bills? Yes, that I did. Am I going to spend a chunk of it on something Iāve been putting off? Iād like to, but Iāll be damned if I could make a decision.
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Humblebrag: I get a fairly sizeable annual bonus in March and deciding what to spend whatever I donāt save on is a huge part of my Q1. I find your post incredibly relatable.
This year Iām getting married a week after it gets paid so that answers that questionā¦
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My bonus went towards buying the nail polish on my wifeās pinkie finger. Im on a 10 year payment plan for the other fingers.
Weddings are the biggest of scams.
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I confess that now āI see youā, I read one of your food āconfessionsā, and I think of your polar opposite -the Fatty mcFat who goes with their buddies to a burger/pizza/fried chicken place, orders a big salad, no dressing, a large diet soda, and proclaims to the world at large that they canāt figure out how theyāre the only one at the table who has trouble losing weightā¦
ā¦then they go home, plop on the couch to binge watch Netflix for 24 hours, stuffing Oreos/chips/M&Ms non-stopā¦but theyāre not stuffing their face, because theyāre just watching TV!
TLDR??? 
I agree with this.
Youāre still married. Iām long divorced.
I have no idea what I should confess about that.
Weāre eloping and having a few drinks for friends and family afterwards. Itās āonlyā costing a few grand but a decent clip of that is being spent on us.
If she had wanted to do a big traditional wedding we would have but fortunately she didnāt and Iām more than happy to save myself ā¬25,000+ because of that.
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The show rich bride poor bride will really make you grateful for your wifeās view of weddings
Haha I hear ya man, Iām in the process of buying a home so whatever I do opt for will be pretty small.
Regarding your one postā¦
@simo74
My butt is so sore it feels like someone has repeatedly hit it with a large hard object !! Flame free
What ever you and your significant other does is your businessā¦
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@T3hPwnisher @flappinit Iām out, sainthood has worn off, I was never that dumb.
Tag, one of you can be it.
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Until the dude decides he doesnāt want to be a victim, itās a lost cause.
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Donāt be unfair, he has no access to beef, just an unlimited supply of Digiornoās Meat Lovers Pizza.
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To be fair, meat and beef donāt have to be the same. Iāve heard cheap grocery stores sell ground meat instead of ground beef. 
In China, āmeatā unless otherwise specified = pork
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This most likely explains all the giggling I received when I was requesting constant meatings.
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I had to check average prices for weddings in my country. Found a more reasonable figure. And itās not uncommon to have an cover charge instead of a wedding present.
Fixed it for you, you uncultured swine.
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