I'm fuckin mr fix it at work. People will break shit and leave it broken and I eventually am very inconvenienced by it and have to fix it.
Last week I was the freakin plumber. There was a leak in the roof and the boss fixed the leak but the drain pipe was situated next to a clogged drain. He didnt even try to fix it and within the hour it had flooded the kitchen with an inch of water.
So I had to fish out horridly clogged floor drains and fuck around with em until it was fixed. I do this kinda shit all the time. patching leaking pipes, clogged drains..the last one had a trash bag clogging it (WTF!). Basically I try and fix any shit that is broken because no one will ever fix it.
It is ridiculous..one drain I fixed last week had been clogged for three months without a grate over it..I tried plungering the hell out of it for 20 minutes (with a plunger I brought from home) and finally decided to get a wire hanger and try and fish shit out.
There was a trash bag..plastic cups..all kinds of shit. When I finally got it unclogged..getting rid of a horrid smell and a puddle of stagnant piss water that had been in the kitchen (im the dish washer) for three months.. all the boss says is ok.
Anyone else fix shit at work..that has nothing to do with their actual job. I fix something at least once a week. I'm getting offered cash to fix other people stuff now lol.