So about three months ago I’m leaving a party, pretty tanked and a little belligerent. I’m walking back to my place when I come upon this guy screaming at his girl and then he swings at her. I put him out with a shot to the jaw and went on my way (aka ran before campus security showed up). When I got back to my dorm I realized my hand was severely dilapidated… like my last two knuckles were pretty much gone.
I broke my 4th and 5th metacarpals and had to have them surgically pinned back together. So I broke my hand for a girl I didn’t know, who I only saw once after the incident and even didn’t get a quickie from or anything (cold right?) and i was out of the gym for 6 weeks. I lost 15 pounds and was basically a useless invalid with no game.
To make it worse i had to wear this ridiculous splint which made it difficult to pick up other girls. Wasn’t all bad, made a great conversation starter at times (women dig the whole chivalry bit). Back in the gym now but I thought I’d share this… oh, and the other guy? In a neck brace for a month… still not worth it though.