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First World Problems

My new place is going to be on the second floor.

What happens when I feel the urge to do deadlifts in my room?

And this is Japan, where everything is done quietly and incognito. Even fucking is done like a shinobi.

What other first world problems are you all facing these days?

Cheese?

rent a garage and put your lifting shit in there?

[quote]Sutebun wrote:

And this is Japan, where everything is done quietly and incognito. Even fucking is done like a shinobi.

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Ain’t what I’ve seen in their porn…

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Sutebun wrote:

And this is Japan, where everything is done quietly and incognito. Even fucking is done like a shinobi.

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Ain’t what I’ve seen in their porn…
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Japanese porn is weird the girls are way too hairy and they squeek like my dogs chew toys no like

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Sutebun wrote:

And this is Japan, where everything is done quietly and incognito. Even fucking is done like a shinobi.

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Ain’t what I’ve seen in their porn…
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Many, many couples have to go rent a room in a love hotel to fuck each other.

If they’re not quiet, they’re still sneaky.

Also, I would love a garage, but they simply don’t exist around Tokyo.

[quote]caveman101 wrote:
rent a garage and put your lifting shit in there?[/quote]

You’ve never been to Japan, have you? His apartment is probably the size of an average garage with the structural strength of a treehouse.

Just start screaming Godzilla if anyone says anything

Do your deadlifts naked in the street with a rabbit hat on your head.

It’ll be ok.

Join a gym?

It’s probably smaller than a garage…the cost per sq ft is staggering to north americans…

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Sutebun wrote:

And this is Japan, where everything is done quietly and incognito. Even fucking is done like a shinobi.

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Ain’t what I’ve seen in their porn…
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Japanese porn is weird the girls are way too hairy and they squeek like my dogs chew toys no like[/quote]

QFTMFT.

[quote]americaninsweden wrote:
Join a gym? [/quote]

Haha the point which makes my post completely irrelevant is that my new place is one minute away from my gym :slight_smile:

…I just like to sometimes pick heavy shit up in my room.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:
Doesn’t lifing and putting that futon away every day satisfy your urge?

Hell, go steal a bicycle, that’ll blow off some steam.

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Pretty much public property there.

Buy a bar and keep it loaded and just leave it outside.

Who will take it?

I live in Taiwan (hi neighbor!) and one time I found one of those Power Twisters I think they’re called, you know that piece of weird equipment that looks like a spring with a handle at either end and you bend it?
It was just leaning against a wall outside a 7-11 so I took it. I use it and still don’t really know what it works. A bit of chest I guess.

I think you stole a bender bar from Frank Yang outside of the 7-11…

Move to a better place.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
I think you stole a bender bar from Frank Yang outside of the 7-11…[/quote]

Ha!

No…I just watched a video of Frank deadlifting 400+ this morning. Funny vid.