Hey Bosshogg didn"t you mean eat your
limp deca dick.
ru… that shit is seriously not funny. dont degrade possibly the sexiest piece off ass known to mankind by suggesting that your dick has been in her mouth. now every time i look at her i will get a visual of your ugly ass, face fucking her. i think i am going to cry. my wet dream is ruined. how am i supposed to beat off with your dick in her mouth? jesus, man!
hey fuckheads. It’s Salma Hayek, not Selma. At least get her name correct.
The daughter of a Spanish mother and Lebanese father, Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico, on September 2, 1966. Raised in a devoutly Catholic family, she was sent to a Louisiana boarding school at the age of 12. After getting into trouble for terrorizing the nuns, Hayek returned to Mexico, but she was eventually sent to Houston, Texas, to live with her aunt, where she stayed until she was 17. She subsequently moved to Mexico City, where she studied International Relations as a university student, but, to the chagrin of her family, decided to drop out in order to pursue a career as an actress. Starting out in local theatre productions, she eventually moved to television and landed a starring role in the popular soap opera Teresa. The show’s success made Hayek a celebrity in her native country, but, desiring something more, she shocked her fans by deciding to quit the show in order to pursue a career in L.A.
After taking a year to learn English and study acting with Stella Adler, Hayek got her first break when Allison Anders cast her in a supporting role in Mi Vida Loca (1993). The role allowed Hayek to obtain a Screen Actors Guild card, and after doing so, she continued to audition until she appeared on a Spanish-language cable access talk show that happened to count director Robert Rodriguez amongst its viewers. Rodriguez tracked Hayek down and promptly cast her in Desperado, his bigger-budget 1995 sequel to El Mariachi. The film, which also starred Antonio Banderas, succeeded in giving the actress her own plot on the Hollywood map, and Rodriguez again demonstrated his faith in her when he cast her in his next project, the vampire extravaganza From Dusk Till Dawn (1996).
Unfortunately for Hayek, the film, which also starred George Clooney, failed to do as well as expected, and Hayek’s next few projects were similarly lackluster. The Faculty (1998), a teen thriller that cast Hayek as a teacher who turns into an alien, was an exception, and Kevin Smith’s Dogma (1999), which featured her as a celestial muse, was fairly successful with critics and audiences. Also in 1999, Hayek had a starring role in what was to be her biggest film to date, Barry Sonnenfeld’s Wild Wild West, which also starred Will Smith and Kevin Kline. Unfortunately for all involved, the film was a turkey. In 2000, Hayek could be seen in smaller, edgier ventures, including the independent comedy Chain of Fools, in which she played a centerfold-turned- cop, and Mike Figgis’ experimental Time Code, which cast her as Jeanne Tripplehorn’s lover. If these films ultimately didn’t provide Hayek with a role that would draw attention to her genuine talent, this would soon change with the long awaited /biography of tragic artist Frida Kahlo. With her role as the epnoymous character in Frida (2002), Hayek disappeared into her subject so convincingly that not only would she return to the good graces of critics, but earn an Oscar nomination as well.
Drago, stop being so gosh darn hostile. I can’t help it if the girl has a thing for me. Who can blame her though.
Here’s a better picture for you Drago so you won’t be so uptight when you got your leg propped up on the toliet bowl and the reverse kung fu grip going on for the “Drago morning marathon masturbastion session take 01” happens.
thanks for the pic bro! you know i would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from. i sure wish she would get into porno’s
OH, now I am the one who is offended. Why you wanna go degrading the woman by putting her into pornos? She’s above that now. Maybe a few nudies shots would be nice but not pornos. Boy we sure do know how to hijack a thread eh? Just to keep it on the up and up. Deca sucks.
hahaha
concerning salma hayek she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world…a few nude shots keeps the mystery going,
god forbid if she goes porno cause i wouldn’t look at her again and never watch any movie she makes next. about
the use of steriods legal or not, i dont
and wont consider them. i joined the site a few days ago and learning my way around. due to chronic sinus infections
i couldn’t work out being tired and headaches all the time. just started antibiotics 3 days ago and keep taking them for the next 6 weeks. the mag 10
m tribex seems to be the real deal though it’s not a steriod but has the properties for similar gains as real steriods. i want to change myself to feel better. saw myself in a mirror and said what the fuck, fatbastard!!! i will send pics for a before and after
soon as i get the ok from doc that i can work out safely without worry. i do need advise taking the supplements. take them all at once or spaced out like regular meds? i already have started eating right trying to keep calorie intake under 2000 till i’m off
antibiotics. cant wait to work out again. in hs i weighed 150lbs bp 275
sq 265 and dl 305 at the end of senior
yr in high school. my goals are 175-180
for body weight and suprass high school
numbers. realistic goals no? anyway any
suggestion and advise is welcome…
thanks, Barton M Lee
Hey Bart: F.A.Q. Read it.
Billy
damn drago and ru12nvme you boys have a thing for her, ah?Idont blame you she was hot in desparado also.you two seem to be as fond of her as you are tren.lol
Oh yeah drago, I’d eat the peanuts out of her shit just to see where it came from…the extra protein wouldn’t hurt either.
Bartonmleecoincollecter I don’t know what the hell is wrong with you but fucking go away.
squatty… i think bart is just a nerd trying to fit in. someone give him a wedgie!