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Fire Outside My Window

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Your ex crazy bitches will do anything to get your attention.[/quote]

Maybe Hairdresser, but I’m fucking Pyscho again. The beauty of it, though, is she has a boyfriend who listens to her shit and takes her to dinner.[/quote]

Just when I start to see you in a different light…

:-)[/quote]

I was powerless to prevent it. We ran into each other at the same little supermarket that rebooted the previous time. She was wearing a knit polo that was 3 sizes too small, skin tight, and stretched almost obscenly over her tits.

We chatted politely. She tells me I look good. I tell her the same and notice her tits getting hard through her shirt. We start making out in the grocery store parking lot.

Fifteen minutes later, we go to a house she takes care of for non-residents and fuck, both promising it would be the last time.

But the cycle started all over again. Pretty much nooners MWF.

We’re both dating someone else, so we’ve kept it very much on the DL and as no-strings as something like this can be. Her boyfriend is a nice guy, has a good business, and totally smitten. I would call it off, just because of him.[/quote]
LOL!

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I have not seen this many copters pushing this hard since Iraq.

Today the valley absolutely filled with smoke from fires set to control the fire.

Actually went to the oilfield for fresh air.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

Oh well. Good luck.[/quote]

No heterosexual man can resist the huge-boob-rub-your-forearm while talking ploy.

Back on topic, looks like the fires are going to be under control.

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

No heterosexual man can resist the huge-boob-rub-your-forearm while talking ploy.

Back on topic, looks like the fires are going to be under control.[/quote]

These two sentences just don’t work together…or you’ve been gifted with the most subtle of humor.

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

No heterosexual man can resist the huge-boob-rub-your-forearm while talking ploy.

Back on topic, looks like the fires are going to be under control.[/quote]

These two sentences just don’t work together…or you’ve been gifted with the most subtle of humor.[/quote]

Lol I was thinking the exact same thing.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

No heterosexual man can resist the huge-boob-rub-your-forearm while talking ploy.

Back on topic, looks like the fires are going to be under control.[/quote]

These two sentences just don’t work together…or you’ve been gifted with the most subtle of humor.[/quote]

Lol I was thinking the exact same thing.[/quote]

X3 !
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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

No heterosexual man can resist the huge-boob-rub-your-forearm while talking ploy.

Back on topic, looks like the fires are going to be under control.[/quote]

These two sentences just don’t work together…or you’ve been gifted with the most subtle of humor.[/quote]

Lol I was thinking the exact same thing.[/quote]

X3 !
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I’m just kind of insulted that you guys don’t immediately think I can pull off a double entendre.

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Ah yes, the double entendre. Some nice examples from the BBC:

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on ‘Look North’ said:
“There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.”

Carenza Lewis, about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team
Live’, said:
“You’d eat beaver if you could get it.”

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and hadn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked:
“So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?” (The weatherman and half the crew were so helpless with laughter they had to leave the set.)

Mike Hallett, discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
“Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards’ tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
“Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now.”

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
“Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg.”

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open (an old favourite):
“Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
“What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?”

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
“Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

US PGA Commentator:
“One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them …
Oh my god, what have I just said?!”

Metro Radio:
“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 (the most famous of all?):
“Ah, isn’t that nice? The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.”

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:
“And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”