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Find Me in the Club... With Hemorrhoids

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/SkinCare/story?id=4966867&page=1

I need abs to impress teh ladies, so I reach for Preparation H

Bonus, up to date description of an amateur bodybuilding contest:

“For bodybuilders, amateur contests are a challenge to both build muscle and to showcase it. On a strength contest alone, hefty 300-pound football offensive linemen could enter. But to show muscles, bodybuilders must also thin anything that stands in the way between their brawn and the audience, including fat, skin and fluid.”

I can see those Gotti boys using it, lol maybe it holds their hair up too

i’m guessing these guys use that method frequently

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
I can see those Gotti boys using it, lol maybe it holds their hair up too[/quote]

Well they do seem like assholes.