LOL. My wife works with nutritionists and 3 out of the 5 of them are obese. I laugh every time she talks about them.
This is why I hate basically everyone.
I think it was Mark Wahlberg, who said something like “Why would I take advice from someone who’s not in better shape than I am?” in an article a few years back.
This reminded me of a story that happened a few months back. I work at a kayak shop in the summer, and a mom and a daughter came and rented kayaks to go kayaking out of our shop, located in a calm bay.
The mom ended up falling off her kayak, (which happened to be a self bailing, very easy to get back on sit on top style kayak) and freaked. When they came back, they were yelling at me for not showing them exactly how to get back on their kayaks. Turns out the daughter was a lifeguard, but was too afraid to help her mom get in the kayak becuase she was afraid of falling in the water, too.
A lifeguard. Afraid of the water.[/quote]
I went to a dental hygienist with dragon breath once.
I asked for someone new the next time