Power Snatch: 135X2 155X2 165X1 155X2
Front Squat: 225X3X3
Sled Sprints: 180X2 Trips
Leg Curl: 135X8X4
45’ Hyper: 20 Reps
Slept in my car last night. My roommate never announces that he would like the room for the night so that he can fuck his girlfriend in private. She just comes over “just to spend the night.” Then they get into bed, kinda look like they’re about to sleep, and then clothes come off and I start hearing wet, smacking sounds.
They’re probably just making out at this point, but I know if I stay in the room for 5 more minutes I’ll be listening to the sound people make when they think they’re discretely copulating.
This only happens on the week days. It never happens on the weekends. It’s exam week now so I don’t know what I’ll be doing about getting in adequate sleep. I could just ask him to stop hooking up with his girlfriend while I’m in the room that I live in, but I know he’ll deny it, tell me to ‘chill,’ and make some derogatory statement about my lack of a sex life. Because of my non-confrontational nature, I won’t make the obvious comeback about how fat both he and his girlfriend are and how they have no business even thinking about keeping themselves in the gene pool.
I could also get him kicked out in the last week of school for having a rifle in the room. But if the school lets him back in next year, I’ve got some twat pissed off at me who owns a rifle and clearly has not qualms about bringing it to school.
Finally, I could just kick the shit out of him. Then he’d fear me and just go sleep somewhere else. For 14 hours a day. Did I mention they spend like 14 hours a day in bed? How am I supposed to study, weigh myself naked, and go about my business when two fatties are in my room holding each other?
So…considering that I slept in my car I’d say I had a pretty good workout today. I imagine a restful night would have made the Front Squats easier. Sure, there’s a difference between using a wide, powerlifting stance and doing parallel front box squats and then doing Olympic Stance, ass-to-ankles, beltless front squats but I think most of this can be accounted for by my lack of quality sleep.
Oh, I got my 8 hours. 4 in a freezing car and 4 on a couch.