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Female Head Football Coach


#1

Saw this on ESPN this morning

Personally I don't think it matters that she's a female. If she can win games or at least make these guys better men, then there shouldn't be a problem. But losing your starting quarterback definetly is a set back that will probably have some people second guessing her.

Just wondering what people's opinions are on this...


#2

Joke, fire her ass. It is obviously not affective to have your head coach coaching from the kitchen anyway.


#3

As long as she doesn't make her players smoke creatinze and get compartment syndrome.


#4


#5

next they'll want equal rights.


#6

And to vote.


#7

And their own orgasms. I mean, the list goes on and on......


#8

HaHaHaHa, got to love sarcasm.


#9

Haha.
Will we ever get all the perks that men get?


#10

Only through surgery and T therapy. :slight_smile:


#11

NO! SAMMMICHZ WIMMENZ!


#12

You should hear my uppity girlfriend!

"I'm not a beast of burden! Take these hay bales off my back!"
"I know I have small hands, but is it safe for me to unjam this wood chipper with the safety off?"
"I need oxygen to breathe!"

Give an inch, they take a mile...I swear...


#13

Your perk is knowing I walk the earth somewhere. Now please, get back to making that ass look outstanding.


#14

this story is gonna end with her banging, i mean molesting, one or more of the football players on her team. Possibly more than one at a time.


#15

That's called perk of the job, right?


#16

Nah, Head Coach is just the title they are giving the 'official sammich maker'.