I like my feet. I like women’s feet even better…but only if they trim their toe nails and don’t look like someone switched their toes with those of a grizzly bear.
I have decided I shall buy shoes that show I actually have all of my toes…because I am worried that some may not be aware of this.
I also would like to walk barefoot even if I just had a pedicure or not without shame.
I am off to buy my new shoes.
Don’t worry, Nike Frees…you will always be my first love.