Fact: No one can get slammed on their head by a freakishly strong
wrestler and roll over to submit him without being phased.
Fact: No one hits that hard, especially on the ground.
Fact: No one can maintain the EXACT same facial expression before,
during and after a fight.
Fact: No one can beat Nog, Randleman, Coleman, Arona, Semmy and Heath
without any problem (or much effort).
Fact: In 1980, as part of a last-ditch effort to refurbish the Soviet
Union with a viable opposition to growing American hegomony, the USSR
devised a secret program called “Operation Golem”. When the USSR fell,
the “man” created in this program escaped.
Fact: He turned up in Japan.
The time has come to expose “Fedor”.