X2 on that one. In fact, some dipshit on here gave me his fucking phone # a while back. He posted some thread about needing a ride to some ski resort in Colorado so I told him to meet me at the Denver airport's main bar when he got into town and I'd give him a ride, even though I was several hundred miles away at the time.
He saw my offer too late, but I had said that I was going to the same resort he was and we should meet up at the ski resort's bar for a few stiff drinks, even though I don't drink anymore and I was still several hundred miles away. Apparently he actually went to the bar to meet me, thought that he must have missed me somehow and PM'd me his fucking phone number in case I wanted to meet up with him and hit the slopes with him.
Whoever sends me a nice collection of candid photos of their wife/sister/girlfriend/concubine will get his number in return. Area code and everything. I was thinking about posting a bunch of ads in Craigslist's homosexual liaison section with his number as the contact number. PMPM assures me that, while she isn't a criminal attorney and can't guarantee that doing so wouldn't be some sort of prosecutable crime, if it IS a crime it would be extremely hard for the guy to track me down if anything came of it.
So, who wants it?