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Yeah, I didn’t need to know that either.
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Sure you did. It’s important to know about the cheese 
How can you keep good hygiene without adequate cheesicate? No girl (or guy for that matter) wants a cheesy guy.
If uncircumcised this is not a worry. Otherwise one needs to get scrubbing to avoid a potentially cheesy situation down the line.
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Umm, I’m American, so def circumspect, and I, uhh…make sure that it’s very clean at least once a day…
I take a similar approach and tell people that’s ‘cute’ when they say something offensive or stupid.
But. I also say fuck at least 100 times a day. I also started calling people dog face pony soldier and have called people ‘monkey’s doctor’ since I was like 10.
Clown dick
Never forget.
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Since I first heard it, I’ve always liked the insult “douche canoe.” The imagery that is conjures makes me laugh every time.
Cockmaster
Fuck you… you Cumcatcher
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Insulting people using descriptive bird or rodent names is a common occurrence from me.
Bush turkey
Bin chicken
Giant flightless goose
Scrub rat
Bloody gallah
Drowned rat
More so used to playfully tease rather than genuinely insult.
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A nice disarming insult:
“That’s Fantastic!” said in a certain way can really tell someone off
“chicken legged d**k” - works well with annoying people at gyms
I occasionally break out the old “Thumb my nose at you” a la Shakespeare, since most people are idiots and don’t get the reference.
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I remember when my English teacher explained that to us 
When someone does something shitty, we say “how nice?” With a big smile
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douche rocket is also a good one.
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Reminds me of the pump up rockets we had as kids, the ones you fill half way with water then pressurized, then splooosh!
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OMG!!! Where the heck have you BEEeeen?!?!
Good to see you posting again!!
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Haha just got busy with life! It’s nice to receive such a good reception and welcome back from the old crew 
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This is spectacular
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“Mother Trucker” is about as blue as it gets from me.
I’ve kinda ruined any future experiences whenever I have kids and take them to the build-a-bear workshops. They’re gonna be wondering why mom can’t keep it together from laughter lol