"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
"We couldn't do diddley-poo offensively."
"[W]e're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off. The sad thing is, he's a good kicker. He's a good kicker, but he's an idiot."
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, thats the day you start to the top."
"No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room."
"I?m no different from anyone else with two arms, two legs, and 4200 hits."
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
"In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs."
"I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
-Kareem Abdul Jabbar in Airplane!