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Favorite Quote(s)

I want to hear some of your favorite quotes. This thread isn’t just for Monkeyboy Eric but he is more than welcome to give a few of his. Shugart had a good one sometime back “Bite off more than you can chew and chew like hell”.

I have no comment at this time.

"No comment" - Eric

-Eric

“Don’t you hate pants?” - Homer

My favorite quote comes from a whacked-out troll (Neal Fabian) I went up against a couple of years ago in the ASW newsgroup: “You can’t do this to me, Kennedy, there’s laws against it.” (I guess you had to be there.)

“Pain is weakness leaving the body.” Remembering this sentence in the right moment can really squeeze an additional rep or two.

“Hail To The King Baby” -Army of Darkness

“I do not look down on niggers, kikes, watts, or greezers. Here you are all equally worthless” - Full Metal Jacket

I got so many more!

“This ain’t Kansis no more Dorothy!”-Wizard of Oz

“There’s no such thing as overtraining, just underjuicing.”–Paul Borreson

“…the machine of the world is exceedingly complex for the simplicity of man.”
-Jorge Luis Borges (translation)

lets use the floor, these things are dirty.
- a t-vixen right before i nailed her in the tanning bed-

Blow Me!-GI Jane. Sorry, I couldn’t resist… really just a smartass comeback line, but it was well delivered LOL!
any of you see that movie?

What does not kill me make me stronger -Friedrich Nietzche…good thing to remember when doing 20 rep breathing squats

What my strength coach Mark Kostek woulk always say to me…“I dont care how you feel…f*ck it and deal with it!”

The original quote is actually…‘What does not destroy me, makes me stronger’…

“Hit like an Allstar, fuck like a pornstar!”

“You’re talking to the wrong person tell someone who gives a f@#*k”, " It could be worse, it could have happened to me!", and “Assumption is the mother of all F@#&k Ups!”. A Girl yes I have seen GI Jane, not bad but nowhere near as cool as The Matrix or The Blues Brothers.

Women - cant live with em, cant curl body weight with strict form (or something like that).

“Your shittin me?” Reply: I wouldnt shit you, your my favorite terd. And…Have you got your tickets yet? to the gun show(said while holding a double biceps).

“When ideas fail, words come in very handy” (Goethe).
This pretty much typifies the supplement industry, wouldn’t you say?

Here are a few of mine.
On training: At the heart of the matter, the real changes are in how you think about yurself. By discovering your limitations and overcoming them, you learn to be your own hero. J. Bingham
6 months of experience repeated 20 times does not make 10 years of experience. It makes a beginner a decade older. Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. M. Ali