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Favorite One Liners


#1

It's difficult to soar with Eagles when you work with turkeys. There is just so much truth in that one!


#2

I'm tired of following my dreams, so I'm just gonna ask where they're going, and hook up with them later.


#3

I'm happier than a shit house rat.


#4

A wise man once said "don't touch your dick after cooking with jalapeno chili".


#5

Your shitting in tall cotton now...


#6

You don't know shit from shinola..


#7

"I love women; I have all their albums." - Hank Moody, Californication


#8

Hail to the King Babby


#9

"There is no sex in the champaign room...NONE."

  • Chris Rock

#10

"All you skinny bitches can suck my dick!"

-Rosie O'Donnell on The View.


#11

"Next!"

  • Wilt Chamberlain

#12

"Holy crap...they actually keep paying to see my movies! Thank you, Satan!"

-Matthew David McConaughey


#13

"I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford


#14

When life hands you lemons, squirt citrus in someones eye.

Life's a broken record and it's playing my song.


#15

Get busy livin or get busy dyin'.

On one occasion in my life, the shit got real, real, real thick. I heard that quote, on Shawshank and contemplated it for a while. I made the right choice, but I gotta say, it was close.


#16

When you come to a fork in the road, pick it up.


#17

'If at first you don't succeed, try try again.', is not our motto here at Jump School.
--- anonymous


#18

"I don't FEEL tardy..."

  • David Lee Roth, Van Halen

#19

"I make love to pressure."
-Stephen Jackson


#20

If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper!