Its that time of year. Everyone in America is buying candy for the neighborhood kids, every one of those people is really just picking out the candy they like so they can have the leftovers. Even though I am on a strict diet right now I still plan on pounding down some candy once Shelby Starnes gives me the nod for a cheat meal.
We have all been there, once the kids stop coming you still have a giant punch bowl of candy that barely has a dent. Instead of putting it in the cupboard for later you eat until you slip into a sugar induced coma, waking up 10 hours later, covered in chocolate and tears, filled with overwhelming self loathing.
So... Assuming you aren't the neighborhood buzzkill who hands out celery sticks, what are you buying?