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Favorite Bumper Stickers

Mine…

“There’s room enough for ALL of Gods’ creatures… right next to the mashed potatoes!”

This one actually pissed me off a little bit because I saw it when I was stuck behind this little old lady doing about 10 mph under the speed limit:

“I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you!”

ARRGGHHH!

“If I want lip from you, I’ll unzip my pants”

(I actually forget the exact wording, but it was something along those lines)

“Unless you’re a hemerrhoid, get off my ass!”

“Keep honking while I reload!”

“Hang up and drive!”

[quote]adamkn wrote:
“If I want lip from you, I’ll unzip my pants”

(I actually forget the exact wording, but it was something along those lines)[/quote]

How about “If I want any lip from you, I’ll scrape it off my zipper.”

My old college roommate’s father is a preacher. He was behind a little old lady one day, who proudly displayed a bumper sticker that read, “Honk if you love Jesus.” Being the good Christian that he is, he honked his horn at her. To which, she replied with an upraised middle finger? classic.

Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

Work harder…millions on welfare depend on you.

Guns don’t kill people…drivers with cellphones do.

Hang up and drive.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Got Aloha?

Support People Eating Tasty Animals.

This is better when you can make the fonts different sizes.

If you love someone set them free, if they don’t come back - Hunt them down and kill 'em.

“My imaginary friend thinks that you have issues.”

“I can only please one person a day, and today is just not your fucking day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either”

“Get off my ass, or I’ll flick a booger on yer windshield.”

“Can’t sleep, can’t sleep; the clowns will eat me.”

If you can read this you’re about to get a brake check.

I Love Cats…Dead Ones

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

“Where are we going and what are we doing in this handbasket?”

at the risk of starting a debate…

“Annoy a liberal: Work hard & be happy”

I saw a good one in the parking lot of the Arnold Fitness Expo several years ago:

It’s not the kind of car you drive that matters, but rather the size of the arm hanging out the window.

“Stop looking at my rear you HOMO!”

Bumper sticker on my truck: I’d rather be riding my motorcycle.

Bumper sticker on my bike: I’d rather be riding my girlfriend.

Bumper sticker on my girlfriend: I’d rather be riding my girlfriend.

Perfect for me since I grew up in a small town in Texas…

“For a small town this one sure has a lot of assholes”

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Bumper sticker on my truck: I’d rather be riding my motorcycle.

Bumper sticker on my bike: I’d rather be riding my girlfriend.

Bumper sticker on my girlfriend: I’d rather be riding my girlfriend.[/quote]

Bumper sticker on my car: I’d rather be riding your girlfriend…