I was just thinking about the price of gas when I got a flash from the past. A Bumper sticker from the early seventies. “Gas,Ass or Grass no one rides for free” I always liked that one.
Saw a bumper sticker with Barack Obama on the left, Hillary Clinton on the right, and the caption said ‘Bros before Hoes’
Thought that was hilarious.
I got this one from my daughter. “Jesus loves you, I don’t. So back off”.
“Work harder, millions of people on welfare depend on you”
A friend e-mailed me this one
Also a republican but this makes me chuckle every time.
“I started with nothing and still have most of it”
I parked behind some truck at the Vitamin Shoppe like a week ago and it had a sticker that read
“Yes, I drive a truck.
No, I won’t help you move”
It amused me.
“Jesus Loves You - Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”
have this one on my truck
“Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else”
I believe that there is an inverse relationship between the ability to drive and the number of bumper stickers on a car. Nonetheless, I gave my girlfriend one. It says, “You can’t beat a woman that shoots”.
In the town where I grew up in the 70’s, there was a girl who used to drag race her muscle car on the strip.
Her bumper sticker read:
“If you beat me, you can eat me.”
I remember seeing this big ass ford 350 all mudded out when I lived in TN and the bumper sticker said “I’m driving this to make up for my small penis.”
I almost drove off the road.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
I believe that there is an inverse relationship between the ability to drive and the number of bumper stickers on a car. Nonetheless, I gave my girlfriend one. It says, “You can’t beat a woman that shoots”.[/quote]
"I still miss my EX
But my aim is improving"
Saw one last week on a convertible with a pretty hot woman behind the wheel that said, “If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.”
My neighbor has a jacked-up truck that says “Lift it up, Fat chicks can’t jump.”
A buddy in high school had a rust bucket junker car with a bumper sticker that read “Shit box from hell”. I think the sticker held the car together.
“Keep honking, I’m reloading”
“So many cats… So few recipes”
“I love animals, their meat taste good”
G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf!
Would you like to buy a vowel?
Keep honking I’m reloading.