So many of us sit in an office type setting all day. Help some T-Nation bro’s and sis’ (sisses?) out. What do you do to pass time?
T-Nation of course. I like break.com and I LOVE reading missed connections on craigslist.
Some are ridiculous, fake et cetera but the genuine ones can be HILARIOUS! I try to picture the authors. I mean who, in a city of millions, thinks some chick they oggled from across the gym will read these first of all, and even if she did think “hmm. This must have been that creepy guy I never noticed. I should look him up.”
Here are a few gems:
Staring is impolite but - m4w - 30 (24 Hour Fitness Pearland)
Date: 2011-09-08, 7:49AM CDT
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It is not very often you see a complete package.You really looked great doing your leg raises and crunch exercise routine. I just wanted to let you know, keep on crunching,
you are fabulous. Not sure but it looks like your favorite color might be pink.
In line at the pharmacy - m4w - 54 (west)
Date: 2011-09-08, 7:22AM CDT
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We were standing in line at the walmart pharmacy Wednesday night. I mentioned I should have stopped by earlier, and you said I could have probably breezed in and out then. Do you realize I had all that time in line to stare at your ASS? If there weren’t all those people around, I would have loved to tell you how much I wanted to hug and cuddle that wonderful booty of yours. I would love to spread those glorious cheeks and plant a big one THERE! But, maybe you never quite recovered from the seemingly outrageous statement I made when I first walked up. Long shot if you see this, but, what was the statement? Or what shirt was I wearing? Would love to hear from you.