whats with these fat people i see everywhere, women who are easily 240lbs trying to be fashionable? like ok you really think you can cover up your grotesqueness with $300 dollar sunglasses, makeup and a Gucci bag? how about getting to the root of the problem and dropping a couple pounds like 50 or two.
like really who do they think theyre kidding? like oh youre wearing some D&G’s so now MY eyes are covered too and youve suddenly transformed from Mimi Bobeck to Nelly Furtardo.
the other thing that bothers me is this sympathy towards fat people. like these fat black comedians who think that by telling themselves time after time again that “fat is beautiful” it magically becomes so. im sorry but nothing beautfiul can come from eating 3lbs of mcdonalds a day with some nachos later. and guess what else, if you really were beautiful you wouldnt get up and stand on stage talking about it. if Jessica Alba got on stage and said yea, im so hot, huh you guys want this? wooo yeah i know you do. omg im sooo hot. people wouldnt pay to see that because we all know shes hot but they came for a comedy show not a mirror peptalk. why can Mo’Nique do it? because shes not beautiful, its a comedy show so theres a contrast. she thinks shes pretty so its funny because shes not. get it? hahaha jokes wooo.
i think i should do comedy. i could probaly get on stage say that whole rant and get a groupie to blow me, maybe Mo’Nique.