Two days ago I was waiting at a bus stop with my wife and a good friend visiting from Chicago. When I have company I don’t train the same because I like to spend the bulk of my time with the visitor.
So, as I was waiting at the bus stop I decided to jump up to a tree limb and do some pull-ups. I busted out a set and dropped to the ground. When I turned around there was an obese woman in a red Chevy Beretta staring at me. She screamed at the top of her fat ass lungs “THAT’S BAD FOR THE TREE YOU ASSHOLE!!”
I was shocked. So shocked that I didn’t have time to respond. Apparently she had been waiting at the stop sign for me to turn around because as soon as she had said her fat words she sped-off.
I have never been called an asshole for less than that, I think. The fat fucking mongrel deserves something bad.