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Fat Kid Favorites

With all the bulking threads and the infiltration of Pop-Tart love in the BSL forum I thought a list of favorites in regards to “dirty bulking” foods. Plus it might give me some new things to try ha.

Pop-Tart: Smores
Little Debbie: Oatmeal Creampie
Fried Chicken: Popeyes
Pizza: Pizza Hut Beef
Fast-Food: Big Mac
Milk Shake: Banana

That’s all I got right now. Any other ideas welcome.


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[quote]Waittz wrote:
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Dear god what is that heavenly looking substance? That is going right up there with the choco-peanut butter Pop-tarts on my list of things to try.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
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Oh my fucking God. I had that just yesterday for the first time ever! I went through the whole thing in one sitting. FIrst I made a sandwich using wheat bread, live honey and that PB. It was so good that I just blew right through the rest of the jar.

[quote]bpick86 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
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Dear god what is that heavenly looking substance? That is going right up there with the choco-peanut butter Pop-tarts on my list of things to try.[/quote]

Not sure where you live, but in Florida we have a grocery store called Publix. It is in the ‘greenwise’ section, so check your local grocer’s organic section.

It is the greatest fucking thing on the planet. I warn you, DO NOT EVER buy it. Nobody tries crack just once and walks away. This stuff will ruin you. You will be naked in an alley sucking dick for PB.

Living in Chicago - it’s the Lou Malnatis sausage deep dish…They somehow take sausage and pound it flat so it layers over cheese completely. Throw some pepperoni on there for good measure.

Talk about weight gainer.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
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Oh my fucking God. I had that just yesterday for the first time ever! I went through the whole thing in one sitting. FIrst I made a sandwich using wheat bread, live honey and that PB. It was so good that I just blew right through the rest of the jar.[/quote]

It’s too late for you, but maybe we can save a few more poor souls.

BTW they have a dark chocolate one too, but I have a white chocolate obsession so I havnt tried it.

I like the pics in this thread. I am starving. Some lady in my office made Rolo Cookies today (chocolate dough cookie with melted Rolo in the middle) and I am fighting the urge to eat the entire tray.

[quote]bpick86 wrote:
I like the pics in this thread. I am starving. Some lady in my office made Rolo Cookies today (chocolate dough cookie with melted Rolo in the middle) and I am fighting the urge to eat the entire tray.[/quote]

Im cutting and the girl is in contest prep. Our fridge and pantry is depressing right now. No hidden stashes of anything. This thread is like porn to me.

I bought my dad a jar of the PB, he asked me what do I eat it with, I told him my fingers.

My wife is dieting so ours looks the same as yours, because I don’t really shop much anymore but she buys me plenty of food, just good food so I don’t complain to much but I am a fat kid at heart and love my sugar and grease.

Nutella

[quote]bpick86 wrote:
With all the bulking threads and the infiltration of Pop-Tart love in the BSL forum I thought a list of favorites in regards to “dirty bulking” foods. Plus it might give me some new things to try ha.

Pop-Tart: Smores
Little Debbie: Oatmeal Creampie
Fried Chicken: Popeyes
Pizza: Pizza Hut Beef
Fast-Food: Big Mac
Milk Shake: Banana

That’s all I got right now. Any other ideas welcome.[/quote]
Omg what a great idea.

Pop-Tart: Wildberry
Lil’ Deb: Honey Buns
Pizza: Marco’s or Jet’s ultimate Hawaiian
Fast-Food: Egg McMuffin (I used to eat 15+ a week)
Milk Shake: Banana
Sandwich: Banana and mayonnaise
Ice Cream: Chunky Monkey (used to go through a pint a day)

Sandwich: while a fan of the banana and mayo, 3 eggs scrambled and mayo is king around my house
Ice Cream: For me you just cant beat Haagan Dass Dutch Chocolate


My british friends will know of these… especially the northern ones.

Spicy Kitchen Special Kebab
Naan bread- Approx 14’’ diameter.
Donner meat (spiced lamb)
Chicken tandoori breast
Lamb tandoori
Lamb sikh kebab
Mint/garlic yoghurt sauce
Salad.

I shit u know when this fucker is rolled up it about 5-6 inches in diameter.

Must weigh around 4-5 lbs.

Costs about $7 - have one of these (read as many) whe i travel back to the UK. Normally enjoyed after quite a few beers.


I see your white chocolate peanut butter, and raise you baconnaise.

It’s really fucking nice

Rolled.

Our local chinese chippy. This is another staple when i travel home.

Chips (what fries should be) Soft middle finger size ‘fries’
Special fried rice
Sweet n sour chicken
Chow mein noodles
Curry sauce.

This is about 1/4 of each of the portions.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
in Florida we have a grocery store called Publix.[/quote]

When I visited Florida for the first time I thought Publix was Pubelicks. The funniest name for a grocery store ever.

Rolled Kebabs… omg I miss home :’(

[quote]Marzouk wrote:
My british friends will know of these… especially the northern ones.

Spicy Kitchen Special Kebab
Naan bread- Approx 14’’ diameter.
Donner meat (spiced lamb)
Chicken tandoori breast
Lamb tandoori
Lamb sikh kebab
Mint/garlic yoghurt sauce
Salad.

I shit u know when this fucker is rolled up it about 5-6 inches in diameter.

Must weigh around 4-5 lbs.

Costs about $7 - have one of these (read as many) whe i travel back to the UK. Normally enjoyed after quite a few beers. [/quote]

That looks amazing!

Kebabs often get a bad rap (pun very much intended) as most people get them from scummy vans. But kebabs done well are incredible! There’s a great kebab shop where I live at home, do a fantastic “Oscar special” (it’s called Oscars kebab). Three skewers of different lamb, a skewer of chicken, and donner meat. Amazing! Basically the equivalent of what you linked, although it comes in pitta, not a naan, jealous!