Fat Chicks

Man, I can’t believe how much fat is on some of the chicks I get. I mean, I pay good money and expect something decent, and what’s with this poking the flabby skin up their bum?

I usually skin them, trim the fat off and nuke them, taste great.

Hang on a minute, you didn’t think I meant women did you?

YOU SUCK i THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

I agree, meaty chicks are great, but fat on chicks and excess skin is just annoying.

I actually prefer beef, juicy and ripped…I mean striated, I mean lean cuts…yeah…that is it…lean cuts of young beef…mmmmmmmm. Aged to perfection beef is tasty too.

The occassional pig is good too, but only for one night as a treat…wouldn’t want it everyday.

Fat chicks are alot like mopeds. They are alot of fun to ride but you wouldnt want your friends to know you did it.

Huh?

Goldberg,

Hey, fat girls need loving too.

Another fat girl saying- more cushion for the pushing. Here I am making fun of fat chicks when I used to be fat.