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Fat Chicks


#1

Man, I can't believe how much fat is on some of the chicks I get. I mean, I pay good money and expect something decent, and what's with this poking the flabby skin up their bum?

I usually skin them, trim the fat off and nuke them, taste great.

Hang on a minute, you didn't think I meant women did you?


#2

YOU SUCK i THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY


#3

I agree, meaty chicks are great, but fat on chicks and excess skin is just annoying.

I actually prefer beef, juicy and ripped....I mean striated, I mean lean cuts....yeah...that is it.....lean cuts of young beef......mmmmmmmm. Aged to perfection beef is tasty too.

The occassional pig is good too, but only for one night as a treat...wouldn't want it everyday.


#4

Fat chicks are alot like mopeds. They are alot of fun to ride but you wouldnt want your friends to know you did it.


#5

Huh?


#6

Goldberg,

Hey, fat girls need loving too.

Another fat girl saying- more cushion for the pushing. Here I am making fun of fat chicks when I used to be fat.