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Farts REALLY Bad- More Fish Oil Needed?


#1

So my broseph Creedence has been farting really terribly. He eats a lot of fast food and lifts weights hard- curlys and tricep kickbacks and bench presses every day no matter what- but ya gotta train hard and eat big to get big!

But the problem is, he just keeps farting all day over everyone. It's pretty gross to be around and I don't think he has gotten laid for a long time. He seems really depressed.

What should he do? I can't get him to take fish oil and I think he just doesn't believe.


#2

When he’s asleep put some super glue on his butthole.


#3

I hope this is a joke.


#4

wtf.


#5

start megadosing the fish oil, brah. Better yet, try stacking it with Poliquin Performance brand HCL, it contains special aroma-inhibitors that neutralize odors as they pass through the sphincter.


#6

Stop hanging around with him. Then when he asks you about it tell him he stinks of fart. You have to be cruel to be kind.


#7

More importantly than anything tell him you cant do the same three stupid upper body exercises every day (bench press isn’t that bad but i just hate it when people are obsessed with it). Doing stupid shit like this just makes you look like a dumb ass, it doesn’t make you hardcore, be a real man do a squat or something.