Okay, so let's say that you're consuming between 2-4 scoops of low carb Grow everyday, along with plenty of healthy fats, carbs and proteins. Then WHAMMO! You let loose the most foul-smelling, air-polluting fart that you could possibly imagine.
I do that about, oh, 25 times per day now!
What the bird is that about? Jeez, why isn't there a warning label on this fart-powder? Is it just me?
I have to warn my co-workers not to go into the bathroom after me for at least 10 minutes or so, as I don't want them to suffocate. I'd hate to have to explain to some kid that their dad's dead because I have toxic turd.
Anyone know some tricks to, err...reduce the volume or stench of my rectal thunder? And no, shoving potpourri up there isn't a viable answer.