[quote]TYR wrote:
Not only are they practical for carrying your stuff, it also is more secure for things like keys, wallet, etc. I never have to worry about stuff falling out of my pocket when I’m sitting somewhere or running, etc.[/quote]
I believe what you’re describing is a purse. Be a man, own up to it, and just go with a purse.
[quote]gonugs wrote:
TYR wrote:
Not only are they practical for carrying your stuff, it also is more secure for things like keys, wallet, etc. I never have to worry about stuff falling out of my pocket when I’m sitting somewhere or running, etc.
I believe what you’re describing is a purse. Be a man, own up to it, and just go with a purse.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
gonugs wrote:
TYR wrote:
Not only are they practical for carrying your stuff, it also is more secure for things like keys, wallet, etc. I never have to worry about stuff falling out of my pocket when I’m sitting somewhere or running, etc.
I believe what you’re describing is a purse. Be a man, own up to it, and just go with a purse.
Sadly, it might be a better look.
It’s called a Murse. Man Purse
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But if I call that a Murse, what do I get to call my male nurse friend? I’m not not calling him a murse. That would kill half the fun of poker night.
No, I’m afraid it’s a purse if it’s a woman wearing it or a man who wants to be a woman wearing it.
Awesome, I could put a chicken meal along with my vials of test in my fanny pack. I could walk down the street with “Stayin’ Alive” in the background while all the ladies stop and stare with awe at my fanny pack. Motorists slamming on their brakes watching me strut with my fanny pack.
Hitting tri and bis and going into the locker room to load up the dballs from my fanny pack. Kicking the skinny fat oreo cookie knowitall personal trainer square in the balls and farting in his mouth, while sporting my fanny pack. Life would be good with a fanny pack.
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
everyone knows that fanny packs are only cool if worn with neon parachute pants and a y-back tank top. With a pair of M-frames for good measure.
no one would dare call your shit a murse to your face if you are rockin that getup [/quote]