ok so in light of all the bull shit callout threads and bitching threads about people's vaginas hurting on here i felt it was time for one more vagina juice soaked rant. ive noticed all these wanna be PhDs online have forgotten the difference between fact and opinion. i dont know how mnay times ive come on here to find someone post a q and 5 seconds later get raped by 5 responses saying eat more youre skinnier than my dick or youre split sucks do mine cause im hyuuuuge brah.
now dont get me wrong about the eating part i agree with that being the best answer most of the time (except in the case when youre eating ice cream for breakfast and want to "diet" down to a 28" waist) but people have different goals in BBing. my all time favorite thread was the kid with obese and diabetic parents who started working out to lose weight and half you fuckers raped him for wanting to lose more weight cause obviously he should bulk if hes working out. o idk maybe he wanted to lose weight so he could live longer than he parents were going to.
as for splits? were all pretty little snowflakes with different genetics. a fairly respected member on here recently posted his displeasure with full body training and asked whats 5x5. you serious? lifting noobs do shit like starting strength or 5x5 because it allows for them to make the most of their beginner gains the fastest - even if that means squatting 3x a week instead of doing arms for a whole day. as for what is 5x5? pull your head out of your ass. you claim to be an 'old timer' lifting for years - yeah well 5x5 came out 30 years ago. if you gained 100+ lbs on your four day split youre either onto something or maybe just maybe you dont want to admit it because then youd be less of a badass but just maybe you have good genetics.
yeah i know you started when you were skinny as shit but you grew and thats the point - you have good genetics for growth. theres other genetics than just staring out looking like a tank. just like the pros have genetics for good responses to test and synth or small joints and wide clavicles (but wait didnt they all start when they weighed 200 lbs?) you had good genetics to grow on what you did. and tragically that leads to what pisses me off the most. if i had 100 dicks i still couldnt count on them the number of times ive heard someone try to end a debate with "im bigger than you im right". yeah youre bigger than thibs and cressy too but theres no chance im taking your advice over theirs. this is supposed to be a "hardcore" bodybuilding forum but sometime i feel like less than 10% of people here have every stepped on stage or plan on doing so sometime in the future before the world ends in 2012. yeah i know vic richards didnt compete but sorry champ your no vic. and you know what?
i dont care if you dont compete - everyone does bodybuilding for different reasons. some of us started cause we were the fat kid in school and couldnt take our shirt off. some of us started cause our pop went to the gym everyday. some of us did it to try to get in shape cause we want to live long enough to see our kids kids. and you know what - i dont care we all have different reasons. thats why so many people love bodybuilding cause it helps you achieve what you want to achieve. im just saying stop trying to act like you know what everyone else wants (to bulk duoh!) and just give the best advice you can. thats why people come to forums - to get other peoples opinions