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F Word

I rarely even read email ‘forwards’ let alone pass them on. But this one seemed rather humourous. I hope it hasn’t been posted here before.

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The “F” Word

When is FUCK Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has been
considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

  1. “What the FUCK do you mean, we are sinking?”
    – Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

  2. “What the FUCK was that?”
    – Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

  3. “Where did all those FUCKing Indians come from?”
    – Custer, 1877

  4. “Any FUCKing idiot could understand that.”
    – Einstein, 1938

  5. “It does so FUCKing look like her!”
    – Picasso, 1926

  6. “How the FUCK did you work that out?”
    – Pythagoras, 126 BC

  7. “You want WHAT on the FUCKing ceiling?”
    – Michelangelo, 1566

  8. “Where the FUCK are we?”
    – Amelia Earhart, 1937

  9. “Scattered FUCKing showers, my ass!”
    – Noah, 4314 BC

  10. “Aw c’mon. Who the FUCK is going to find out?”
    – Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please . . . !

  1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this FUCKing mad.”
    – Saddam Hussein, 2002

12: that was fucking lame