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F' Marry Kill


#1

Ellen Degeneres, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton

Mine: Fuck: Sarah Palin
Marry: Ellen Degeneres
Kill: Hillary Clinton

Got one better, post it here, I've got nothing better to do today apparently.


#2

You would rather take the lesbian who eats tofu as a wife and be stuck eating tofu for supper all the time, than marry Palin who would cook and clean for you?


#3

I just want to fuck Palin, after one time, I'm sure she's useless, her husband is a bitch, not my role sorry, you can have her


#4

This one is way too easy. Any other choice for any of them is insanity.


#5

I'd marry Hillary Clinton, you could fuck your secretary and she would still stick with you.


#6

Good Point

Okay, this one's harder:

Julianne Hough
Keeley Hazell
Katy Perry

Mine:
Fuck: Keeley Hazell
Marry: Julianne Hough
Kill: Katy Perry


#7

I have it on good authority that someone beat you to the punchline with Ms. Perry.

As in, they gave her AIDS. In the butt.


#8

"I take Retrovir, and I like it."


#9


#10

AIDS? No one cares about AIDS anymore... thats so 1990. You can live forever with that shit now. Look at Magic Johnson


#11

AIDS is the new clapp. Take some pills and keep fucken.


#12

Fuck: Katy Perry
The other two don't matter.


#13

Tonya Harding.... all 3.


#14

I think you misunderstand the point of this game.


#15

Can you kill them anyway you want?


#16

I got one for you guys:

Pauly Shore
Paul Riser
Pauly from Rocky


#17

Lanky killed the thread with ghey..


#18

My bad, I didn't realize how great this thread was rolling.

I'll tell you what, let's replace Pauly from Rocky with Rupaul.

Now who would you pick?


#19

Sarah Palin all three. And not necessarily in that order. lol


#20

lol

Lack of sleep hasn't affected your sense of humor.