get back to me/us when you figure it out, BG... I have another month before I can drive around to go looking.
I will, however, share my second to last VS experience. (my last one was with you)
Retard Sales Girl- Hi, can I help you find something?
--Yes, I've tried on a couple things, and it doesn't look like any of these come in my size. I have a big back and really little breasticles.
-(does not appreciate my use of the word "breasticles") Well let me measure you... hmmm... okay, well, what kind of bra are you wearing now?
--The little girl "sports" bra you get in a 3pack at walmart.
-(does not appreciate my mention of walmart) Hmm... okay... well, did you find one you like? Hmmm... okay, well, come over here and lets look at these... (brings me over to the fake boobie station)
-- Oh my, I don't know how these would work out. I've never been one to stuff.
-(does not appreciate my use of the word, "stuff") Oh no no no it's not "stuffing" its just a little breast pickmeup.
--(completely blank stare, long enough to make her fidget and look uncomfortable. I do not appreciate her denial or "little breast") Alright. So, I stuff my bra with these, and when he likes it and rips the bra off me, these little rubber things go flying across the room and he's left surprised and disappointed. Not my style.
- (has no idea how to respond, and is left holding the fake rubber inserts she tried to hand to me) oh, well, maybe if you pinned them in...
-- yeah safety pin marks on my tits are EXACTLY what i'm going for... thats SO hott. besides, i really don't think that thing is going to be enough for me to fill this up. I'd rather use a sock or three that I already have.
- hmmm, well, okay... maybe if you used 2 per side...
-- (stare. stare like it's middle school and you've just been presented with the quadratic equation. keep staring even after you're bored with it)
- you could stack them like...
--(cuts her off before she can say and demo "this" by dropping my stuff where i'm standing) I'm past done here.