New York: After seeing pictures of the buff and cut T-mag staff, “Boy Band” creator Hal Dawson has released this statement: “We feel that we really may have something here. Something that will blow away the likes of the Backstreet Boys and N’Sync. As far as I’m concerned, they’re old news. I’d like to introduce you to TC, Tim, Brock, John, and Cy: The Brockstreet Boys!” Even though they’ve yet to release a single, young girls around the country are shelling out their baby-sitting money, previously being hoarded as a base for a college fund, in order to buy the first new Brockstreet Boys figures “Massive Eating John” who comes complete with five pounds of lean turkey breast and a little blender of his own and “Cycling Cy” who comes complete with chart after chart of information on protein synthesis and absorption. Hitting the shelves next month will be “Tea Time TC”, whose blond locks can be trimmed and curled, as well as “Vascularity/Vasectomy Tim” whose long veins can be rearranged using the included sticker pack, and who has something else that girls can trim…that, however, won’t come back.
Their debut CD “Glued to you, Glue-ta-mine” will pack power with these pop tunes:
- Protein Power
- Heart Breaker,Snapple Stealer
- CRYatine
- My Baby’s like a blender
- Don’t HIT me (dedicated to MM)
- Say it ain’t Synthol
- Buy Two, Get one Free
- Urge to Surge
- If we were (Ian) King’s
- Sorry about the Sucralose
- Everyone wants a Jacket
Look for The Brockstreet Boy’s upcoming concert schedual!
"MB Eric: Time on his hands, Terror in his head since 1982."
-Eric
