I had a scout leader who tried to convince a couple of the boys that oil in the earth lubricated the earth’s ‘axle.’ If we continue drilling for oil, soon the earth will run out of lubrication and grind to a halt. When that happens, inertia will cause buildings to fall over sideways. To prepare for this, people should put extra boards on the east side of their houses to reinforce them so they don’t fall down when the earth stops spinning. [/quote]
Scout leaders are the worst about this type of thing haha[/quote]
I had a boy scout leader who was the biggest specimen of what I call “the granola people” you could ever imagine.
Granola people = skinny fat, tree-hugging, pot smoking, unshaven, unwashed, children of Woodstock, Birkenstock wearing, eco Nazis who think a Buddhist Monk must pray upon all things before we eat them.
Anyway, we went on a trip to Joshua Tree where we would going to do some rock climbing. He insisted we bag our bodily waste, we were to piss and shit in ziplock bags and carry it out, since doing it in mother nature “would be harmful to the planet.”
He freaked out to holy hell, when he walked behind a huge boulder, only to find my dad taking a shit in a hole he dug LOL.
I knew one too! He had a special reusable poop tube. But instead of taking pee out he Pee’d and encouraged peeing on invasive plant species.