So I just got back from the dentist, for my 6 month cleaning. I usually dread this slightly more than taxes, but a little less than 20 rep sets of squats. Here's my account, to the best I can recall.
Ahh, pretty good...up till now.
(At this point various sharp objects are jabbed into every tooth and crevice).
(Scrape, scrape, pick, dig, pick).
How much more digging until it becomes one?
(Scrape, scrape, pick, spurt).
No, not really, but I don't jab them with a sharp pick very often.
(Seemingly hours later)
(Insert dental floss, and begin sawing motion through gums looking for bone, continuing violent insertion and sawing action on each tooth.)
Usually for 2 weeks after I see you, and then again the week before I come back.
How often do you go to the gym?
Kinda like going to the dentist?
I like it.
Going to the gym.
6 days a week.
Because I like to stay healthy, and I like being strong.
Can't I just brush my teeth, and skip flossing?
And how often is that again?
It is the spring.
Maybe that's when I'll start flossing. How about I start flossing regularly, and you start going to the gym and lifting weights.
(Blood pressure rising) Uhh, I'm not going down this road...Just go to the gym, hire a trainer to set you up with a workout. Do that a couple of days each week, and go ahead and do your cardio on the other days. You're not going to get bulky unless you have superhuman genetics and you eat a ton.
Can I have my toothbrush?
Are you going to go to the gym?
Here, keep your floss.
Yeah, a few times a week.
Never mind. Yes I'll floss every day. But if I come back in 6 months and you haven't been to the gym, then I'm not brushing my teeth anymore either.
Never mind. See you in 6 months.