Where it’s 3am in the morning and you think ‘holy shit i ate a lot of crap today’
“breakfast”
2 bagle bacon/egg/cheese sandwiches
1 turkey and swiss sandwich wrap
“lunch”
4 McChickens
“dinner”
1 Arby’s toasted italian sub
1 Jimmy John’s turkey tom sub
fuck.
I’ve had days where I’ve eaten more than that in one sitting.
Seriously.
I eat that during a commercial break. And I’m not talking informercial-length, either.
LOL!
Are you serious? I was thinking about a little stint I pulled last Tuesday where I accidentally ate in the ballpark of 15,000-20,000 calories. 3/4 of those calories came after 4 p.m., too.
[quote]SSC wrote:
LOL!
Are you serious? I was thinking about a little stint I pulled last Tuesday where I accidentally ate in the ballpark of 15,000-20,000 calories. 3/4 of those calories came after 4 p.m., too.[/quote]
haha, lard really is delicious eh?
[quote]asusvenus wrote:
SSC wrote:
LOL!
Are you serious? I was thinking about a little stint I pulled last Tuesday where I accidentally ate in the ballpark of 15,000-20,000 calories. 3/4 of those calories came after 4 p.m., too.
haha, lard really is delicious eh?[/quote]
Haha, you’re really fucking stupid eh?
After my first sprint triathalon, I went straight to the bar. I had 12 chicken wings, a 10 inch pepperoni, mushroom, onion, and garlic pizza (chicago style deep dish), and a pitcher of beer. I could barely walk out.
On the internet I eat three grass fed bisons a day, hunted by myself with the laser built into my 14 inch e-phalus.
[quote]benmoore wrote:
On the internet I eat three grass fed bisons a day, hunted by myself with the laser built into my 14 inch e-phalus.[/quote]
^^ best post i’ve seen in a while.
[quote]JMoUCF87 wrote:
benmoore wrote:
On the internet I eat three grass fed bisons a day, hunted by myself with the laser built into my 14 inch e-phalus.
^^ best post i’ve seen in a while.[/quote]
I don’t get why it’s got to be like this.
Obviously the guy felt like he was overfed one day. I posted something to give him some perspective and basically reassure him that it wasn’t a big deal.
It’s when people comment on those posts in a sarcastic, holier-than-thou attitude that really gives the E-tough guy persona, because they don’t actually contribute ANYTHING helpful to the thread.
[quote]SSC wrote:
JMoUCF87 wrote:
benmoore wrote:
On the internet I eat three grass fed bisons a day, hunted by myself with the laser built into my 14 inch e-phalus.
^^ best post i’ve seen in a while.
I don’t get why it’s got to be like this.
Obviously the guy felt like he was overfed one day. I posted something to give him some perspective and basically reassure him that it wasn’t a big deal.
It’s when people comment on those posts in a sarcastic, holier-than-thou attitude that really gives the E-tough guy persona, because they don’t actually contribute ANYTHING helpful to the thread.[/quote]
On the topic of food - just made up a batch of 5 meals:
800g beef steak mince
2tbsp olive oil
2 tin chopped tomatoes
1 tin kidney beans
tabasco sauce to taste
400g wholegrain rice
Each meal:
Calories 724.1896
Protein 41.792
Fat 27.0184
Carbs 71.552
Fiber 6.912
Cost (£) 0.97216
(Got my own excel spreadsheet because im pretty anal with these things).
Need to wash the rice better next time - a little starchy… and some more flavours would be nice. But less then a pound per serving… not so bad =]
OP: that’s a lot of (shitty) food.
yuck.
I ate close to 3000 calories for breakfast once when I had a cold.
lol, thanks guys.
I have food poisoning and I ate more than that today.
What the fuck dude?
[quote]Higgins wrote:
I have food poisoning and I ate more than that today.
What the fuck dude?[/quote]
fantastic.
I’m bigger and stronger than you.
Merry X-mas
[quote]benmoore wrote:
On the internet I eat three grass fed bisons a day, hunted by myself with the laser built into my 14 inch e-phalus.[/quote]
haha great post.
and 15,000 - 20,000 calories? Thats a pretty fucking huge gap. Most people don’t even eat 5k in a day and thats the range in that you eat. I don’t know why people claim such unrealistic numbers. Hell, didn’t you make a post about having a big gut or something last week SSC? I really don’t think a 20k splurge will make you feel better about yourself or do anything positive for your body.
No wonder you fat people get fat.